Monthly Archives: March 2009

All she needs is god, I thought

Leilani Neumann Has Run Out Of Cash
Attorney Gene Linehan told a judge Friday that Leilani Neumann of Weston has already spent $12,000 in donations on her legal expenses and can’t hire needed expert witnesses for her May trial.
Linehan says all Neumann has now is a law book and Bible to defend herself.
Well, that should be [...]

Hypocracy, Thy Name Is Pope

Pope to Muslims: Religion rejects violence – Africa – msnbc.com
“Genuine religion … stands at the base of any authentically human culture,” he said. “It rejects all forms of violence and totalitarianism: not only on principles of faith but also of right reason.”
(unless its the One True Catholic Church, in which case, CRUSADE ON, BROTHER!)
The pope [...]

Oracle Tools, VBA, EXCEL, SQLLDR

So, I’ve been getting a lot of hits on my posts for generating Oracle SQLLDR control files from excel, and such.
For those of you out there, I’m happy to help y’all out any way I can. VBA is fun, and useful, and the more I do the more I learn. Mostly I focus [...]

Not everything is funny

So, recently, my wife started making a stink about how rape jokes aren’t funny.
She also showed me a few skits and such (by guys I like) that used rape as a gag.
And, the fact is, she’s right. It’s not cool to make rape jokes.
But I honestly couldn’t tell you why. I mean, if [...]

ARMY NO LONGER FORCING PEOPLE TO SERVE!!!

Nifty!  Bet McCain is pissed, though.  Now they may have to pay benefits.Pentagon to phase out unpopular ’stop-loss’ program – CNN.com
The military will phase out its “stop loss” program, the contentious practice of holding troops beyond the end of their enlistments, for all but extraordinary situations, Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced Wednesday.

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Not living in the real world

Ignoring the rest of the article, and the bit here about ‘do-not-resuscitate’, it very much highlights how religion causes you to simply deny the real world.  Regardless of how I want to be handled when I appear terminally ill, it would be foolish and irresponsible of me to NOT have a living will, etc., once [...]

The Real Horror Of Religion : Pope/AIDS edition

Here it is:Pope visits Africa, reaffirms ban on condoms – CNN.com
Pope Benedict has always made it clear he intends to uphold the traditional Catholic teaching on artificial contraception — a “clear moral prohibition” — Allen said. But his remarks Tuesday were among the first times he stated the policy explicitly since he became pope nearly [...]

Some of the best physical comedy I’ve seen in years

Saturday Night Live – Sports Show – Video – NBC.com

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Jon Stewart Just As Bad As Cramer???

The thing is, you twit, Stewart’s show is supposed to be FUNNY!  While he does news and reporting much better, at times, than the MSM, you can’t go two minutes without a laugh.  You can’t forget the entire show is, at its heart, a gag.  Fart jokes and all.As Jon put it once while being [...]

Gervais and Elmo, Together At Last!

YouTube – Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on ‘Sesame Street’This is nuts, I love it!  Elmo voice, totally out of character, and Gervais!

Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on ‘Sesame Street’

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