My Zen Arcade

Me: OK, I think I’ll download DB2 and see whats what.
Me: Here I am at the Download page.  *click* *server error* *repeat a few times*
Me: Poot.  Oh, look, a live customer service rep I can chat with?  How nice.
Customer Service: Waazzup?
Me: Wanna download your toys and play with them.  I [...]

(I think this is as relevant today as it was when I wrote it so many years ago)
so many of you have know me for several years, and may have heard rumor or remark about the following…but I feel that in the interest of science, clarity, and yes, the FUTURE, it is worth formalizing
Babies.
We are [...]