My Zen Arcade

So, apparently, my blog is the first one to come up when you do a google search for cheerleaders ballbusting
LOVE IT!

T: See, thats why I don’t eat pig.  Someone ate pig and now we have swine flu.
Me: No.  You don’t get it from eating pig.  You cook the pig.  That kills any swine flu.
T: Oh, right.  I guess thats why they cook pig.
Me: No, they cook pig because of trichanosis.  You know…the dying and all.
T: [...]

In short, Will seems to be saying that conservatives are all old white guys in suits with lots of money who are only relevant because of that last bit about the money.  There’s no shortage of humor here:
George F. Will – America’s Bad Jeans – washingtonpost.com
Seventy-five percent of American “gamers” — people who play video [...]

Other natural things that are poisonous: black widow venom, arsenic, Julia Roberts
Dear Glenn, you are a moron.Glenn Beck: Clueless About Photosynthesis | Politicususa.com
In the midst of urging his listeners to cut down old trees for Earth Day, Glenn Beck argued that carbon dioxide is not poison. Beck asked, “How can carbon dioxide be poison when [...]

Because before the attack, the policy had been “sure, let’em play with the bears” except at lunch time.  At lunch time it was “only let people play with the bears if they are willing to climb through our fences and jump down the sheer wall and into the water”.Ya gotta have standards at lunch time
Polar [...]

Seriously, though.  I love Colbert, but I thought this bit was kind of amusing and indicative of a general attitude.
He started out making a joke about a seder for dogs.  And if there are jewish dogs, then soon there will be christian dogs, and then, 700 years later, there will be muslim dogs.  Of course, [...]

I have no doubt that my friends will see this and think “Hey, didn’t he used to constantly order the ‘Pizza That Makes Me Sick’ pizza?”Neuroscientists in Brooklyn successfully erase memories with drugs
They have also successfully made the rats forgot about their distaste for a substance that had previously made them sick.

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Beck just said that the reason no marines have shown up to deal with the current pirate crisis is political correctness.
And now he’s mocking the French (which I enjoy as well, but hey…)
And now bringing it all back to hating Islam.
Also, his guest supporting his stance on pirates just said that he sees all chinese [...]

Anyhow, via Shakesville.  What I find amusing (outside of the obvious) is the framing of the pictures.  The bottom bar/chiron is, basically, a bar across the scandalous touching of lips between two me.
Adam Lambert’s Gay Kiss Photos Get Bill O’Reilly Excited – Towleroad, More than gay news. More gay men

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It always starts with monkey’s spreading a virus…Monkeys escape from Ore. primate center, 1st Ld-Writethru, OR – NewsFlash – OregonLive.com
Newman said the monkeys pose little danger because they retreat from humans. Threatened monkeys, however, will bite and their saliva could contain a virus that harms people.

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