Me: OK, I think I’ll download DB2 and see whats what.
Me: Here I am at the Download page. *click* *server error* *repeat a few times*
Me: Poot. Oh, look, a live customer service rep I can chat with? How nice.
Customer Service: Waazzup?
Me: Wanna download your toys and play with them. I [...]
“I Eat Your Horny Flesh” by Joel Handloff
So, months and months ago (I probably mentioned this), we were told that the company was looking for a new health insurance provider. Later, they gave us form to fill out for a provider that starts with A and ends with A. They said it was to help the A-A come up with an estimate. [...]
Sorry, been gone for a while. Spent a lot of time swinging back and forth between blinding rage and abject apathy.
That said, I love my new iPhone 3GS. The internet speed is insane. A few days ago, we were having WiFi issues and switching to the 3G network was much better. With Edge, it was [...]
So, something has been going on in twitter called microfiction or nanofiction or whatever. Stories in 140 characters. Surprisingly, there’s actually paying publications for it. Anyhow, last week, 5 of my stories ran (and one before) on PicFic.
PicFic Galley
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T: See, thats why I don’t eat pig. Someone ate pig and now we have swine flu.
Me: No. You don’t get it from eating pig. You cook the pig. That kills any swine flu.
T: Oh, right. I guess thats why they cook pig.
Me: No, they cook pig because of trichanosis. You know…the dying and all.
T: [...]
I think this is a fantastic listDead Simple Guide to Beating Procrastination | Zen Habits
1. First make sure you really, really, really want to do it. Seriously – don’t skip this step.2. Keep things simple – don’t mess with tools, formatting, anything, just start.3. Make it the first thing you do today, before checking email [...]
It always starts with monkey’s spreading a virus…Monkeys escape from Ore. primate center, 1st Ld-Writethru, OR – NewsFlash – OregonLive.com
Newman said the monkeys pose little danger because they retreat from humans. Threatened monkeys, however, will bite and their saliva could contain a virus that harms people.
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Some gooses can park!
But some gooses are assholes.