Weaponized Satre!

Warning: catatonia and/or self-indulgent poetry may result.

WASHINGTON—Calling it the most effective tool to date in the War on Terror, the Pentagon announced Monday that it had developed a new chemical weapon called “ennui gas,” a nerve agent that overwhelms its victims with sudden philosophical distress over the meaningless tedium of human life and a sinking sense that everything they have ever accomplished ultimately amounts to dust.

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Cool search phrase that brought someone here

learn mac softwares in iran

MZA comes up #8 at google with that

MAN-COW!!

Oh, Man-Cow, we hardly new ye

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Man not only species that lies for sex

Apparently, octopi are rather human-like

Marine biologists studying wild octopuses have found a kinky and violent society of jealous murders, gender subterfuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex.

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The Simpson’s, ahead of the curve AGAIN

We should have known that Whacking Day was downright prophetic.

Australian families have been urged to roll up their sleeves and embark on a slaughter of “the most disgusting creature known to man” - the cane toad - in a national day of amphibian pest control.

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About.com Publishing Standards: Nonexistant

Seriously.  This one???

 

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AIIEEEEE!!! STUCK!

Moses

supposes

his toeses

are roses.

But Moses

supposes

eroneously.

Moses,

he knowses,

his toeses

aren’t roses

as Moses

supposes

his toeses to be!

 

AHHHH!  STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!  KILL KILL KILL!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

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This is why I like working on an army post

Because every once in a while, you get to work, and get the joyous suprise of there being no toilet paper in any of the three bathrooms.

whee.

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I KNEW THEY’D GOTTEN SMALLER!!!

Cadbury cream eggs ARE getting smaller! Despite Cadbury’s claim (I shit you not) on their FAQ that its just us getting bigger

YesButNoButYes: Cadbury Conspiracy update

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I wonder if Namor is behind this!

I’m reminded of when Sony Bono and that Kennedy were killed by trees.
Its an uprising!!

Woman dies after ray strikes her - CNN.com

A woman on a boat died after a spotted eagle ray leaped from the water off the Florida Keys Thursday and struck her, officials said.

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