Category Archives: Science and Technology

Question: How should I not introduce someone to my product

Me: OK, I think I’ll download DB2 and see whats what.
Me: Here I am at the Download page.  *click* *server error* *repeat a few times*
Me: Poot.  Oh, look, a live customer service rep I can chat with?  How nice.
Customer Service: Waazzup?
Me: Wanna download your toys and play with them.  I [...]

I’m back! And now with iPhone 3GS

Sorry, been gone for a while.  Spent a lot of time swinging back and forth between blinding rage and abject apathy.
That said, I love my new iPhone 3GS.  The internet speed is insane.  A few days ago, we were having WiFi issues and switching to the 3G network was much better.  With Edge, it was [...]

Sean Hannity: I breath carbon dioxide!

What I love abut Sean is he’s proven you can avoid any kind of post-3rd-grade science and still make a living.
Thank god.

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Dale and Leilani Neumann, the disease spreads

Look, I can’t believe what hypocrites these people are, given that Ms. Neumann seemed to require medical attention during the first day, and didn’t demand that they leave her alone and just pray for her, but…
I continue to hope these people never see their children ever again since they are more than happy to murder [...]

Why they cook pig

T: See, thats why I don’t eat pig.  Someone ate pig and now we have swine flu.
Me: No.  You don’t get it from eating pig.  You cook the pig.  That kills any swine flu.
T: Oh, right.  I guess thats why they cook pig.
Me: No, they cook pig because of trichanosis.  You know…the dying and all.
T: [...]

Obviously, all our girls will be whores with Plan B

There’s tons wrong with this article…Commentary: Plan B risky for 17-year-old girls – CNN.com
Now keep in mind birth control pills require a doctor’s prescription, but a drug that is more powerful doesn’t?
Well, actually, the reason birth control requires a prescription is that it is something you take continually. Thats very different than a one-time [...]

Huffington Post: No, really, she’s a doctor. And Jenny McCarthy knows lots!

Look, if you want to kill your child by listening to Jenny McCarthy who, as best I understand it, has a degree in nothing, if you want to endanger children around your kids by listening to the small number of doctors who say vaccinations are bad, as opposed to the entire AMA, I guess I [...]

Glenn Beck: How can it be bad if its natural?

Other natural things that are poisonous: black widow venom, arsenic, Julia Roberts
Dear Glenn, you are a moron.Glenn Beck: Clueless About Photosynthesis | Politicususa.com
In the midst of urging his listeners to cut down old trees for Earth Day, Glenn Beck argued that carbon dioxide is not poison. Beck asked, “How can carbon dioxide be poison when [...]

From the “Things I Did All The Time With Booze” Files

I have no doubt that my friends will see this and think “Hey, didn’t he used to constantly order the ‘Pizza That Makes Me Sick’ pizza?”Neuroscientists in Brooklyn successfully erase memories with drugs
They have also successfully made the rats forgot about their distaste for a substance that had previously made them sick.

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Some Moron: I don’t need to prevent cancer, I get checked to se if I already have cancer.

I read a lot of stupid stuff each day.  I know a large number of people, it seems, who don’t think much about things like science, and facts, or even logic.  But this is my number 1 today (The whole article is worth reading, thanks Amanda!)Why bother with an HPV vaccine? Its all good!
I’m [...]