(I think this is as relevant today as it was when I wrote it so many years ago)
so many of you have know me for several years, and may have heard rumor or remark about the following…but I feel that in the interest of science, clarity, and yes, the FUTURE, it is worth formalizing
Babies.
We are [...]
Warning: catatonia and/or self-indulgent poetry may result.
WASHINGTON—Calling it the most effective tool to date in the War on Terror, the Pentagon announced Monday that it had developed a new chemical weapon called “ennui gas,” a nerve agent that overwhelms its victims with sudden philosophical distress over the meaningless tedium of human life and a sinking [...]
Because every once in a while, you get to work, and get the joyous suprise of there being no toilet paper in any of the three bathrooms.
whee.