Question: How should I not introduce someone to my product
Me: OK, I think I’ll download DB2 and see whats what.
Me: Here I am at the Download page. *click* *server error* *repeat a few times*
Me: Poot. Oh, look, a live customer service rep I can chat with? How nice.
Customer Service: Waazzup?
Me: Wanna download your toys and play with them. I [...]