(I think this is as relevant today as it was when I wrote it so many years ago)
so many of you have know me for several years, and may have heard rumor or remark about the following…but I feel that in the interest of science, clarity, and yes, the FUTURE, it is worth formalizing
Babies.
We are [...]
So, recently, my wife started making a stink about how rape jokes aren’t funny.
She also showed me a few skits and such (by guys I like) that used rape as a gag.
And, the fact is, she’s right. It’s not cool to make rape jokes.
But I honestly couldn’t tell you why. I mean, if [...]
OK, this wasn’t as automated as I thought it would be, but it still amuses me. There’s this site Xtranomal.com that allows you to quickly generate movies based on stock characters and such.
Here’s Dinosaur Comics strip and the movie it generated
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Thank you, Think Geek for restoring my faith in, well, SOMETHING.
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Inventor builds his perfect woman – a robot who cleans and won’t nag | The Sun |News
SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills that put TV’s Kim and Aggie to shame.
Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.
(ooo…and [...]
First, this joke is pretty damn old and hardly bernies.Second, of course he shouldn’t have told the jokeThird, what, exactly, do you call a woman who has sex for money?
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“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a [...]
When I was 11 or 12, I had two comedy albums. One was by Bill Cosby (it had the Noah bit on it which is still brilliant) and the other was George Carlin’s “A Place For My Stuff” (I think that was the title).
These are two great albums to have, because the illustrate two very [...]
So Royal Farms us having a strange issue.
A store just opened in a rather residential area and some parents found out that the company’s unofficial nickname is ROFO.
They are upset that such a disgusting company would be anywhere near children
(Urban Dictionary it…)
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Sometimes I forget how funny this strip was. Here’s the very first: