My Zen Arcade

Moses
supposes
his toeses
are roses.
But Moses
supposes
eroneously.
Moses,
he knowses,
his toeses
aren’t roses
as Moses
supposes
his toeses to be!
 
AHHHH!  STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!  KILL KILL KILL!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

Because every once in a while, you get to work, and get the joyous suprise of there being no toilet paper in any of the three bathrooms.
whee.

Cadbury cream eggs ARE getting smaller! Despite Cadbury’s claim (I shit you not) on their FAQ that its just us getting bigger
YesButNoButYes: Cadbury Conspiracy update

I’m reminded of when Sony Bono and that Kennedy were killed by trees.Its an uprising!!
Woman dies after ray strikes her – CNN.com
A woman on a boat died after a spotted eagle ray leaped from the water off the Florida Keys Thursday and struck her, officials said.

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Basic Steps for Household Poisoning
I hear the follow up, ‘Mass Graves: How to keep them there’ is coming soon.

Bestworkoutever!
New ladies’ vodka gives doctors a headache | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Igor Volodin believes vodka is no more harmful than chocolate. He is proud to be the first Russian to produce the spirit in a special women’s version, designed to be sipped with salad after a workout in the gym.

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And yes, there’s video.
Creepy Gnome terrorises town in General Guemes, Salta, Argentina | The Sun |HomePage|News
A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

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Again, the French seem to handle everything backwards (like, for example, standing up to the Germans only AFTER France has been completely taken over).
It is simply impossible to keep people from dying based on threats.
The smart thing is to clear out more space in the cemetery.
There are three ways to accomplish this:

Move bodies from the [...]