Its true, Christianity’s views on sex are as divorced from reality as, well, all its other views.
Rob Asghar: Bristol Palin And The Trouble With Christian Sex

Forget the tired notion that Christians are “against” sex. They’re as wildly for it as anyone; that’s what got Bristol into trouble. Christians simply have an idealized notion of sex and relationships, one that’s increasingly divorced from the reality and the direction of the larger society.

Yet another rule allowing doctors to deny treatment
Yes, this is aimed at abortion, and yes, I know there are already rules allowing this bullshit. But it angers me every time it comes up. Doctors can decide what care you do and don’t get, but god forbid they make your little girl get vaccinated against HPV.
I wonder, what if the doctor belonged to a religious group that said surgury was unethical? Or drugs?
The rule allows doctors to NOT EVEN PROVIDE INFORMATION.
So, if I felt that surgury was wrong, I could recommend, y’know, lots of tea to get rid of that tumor.
Or if I thought medicine was sinful, I could prescribe drinking lots of water to manage your diabetes.
Or, maybe, I think your STD is punishment and nothing should be done about it at all. If you end up infertile, you got what you deserved.
Thank god. For a moment there, I thought my well-being might come before the desires of my doctor.
Whew.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/19/huckabee-prop-8-did-not-prohibit-same-sex-marriage/

HUCKABEE: The very people who voted for Barack Obama in
California also voted to sustain traditional marriage. I refuse to use
the term, ban same-sex marriage.” That’s not what those efforts did.
They affirmed what is. They did not prohibit something. They simply
affirmed something that which has and forever has
existed.

Hm.  Thats one way to look at it.  I suppose, then, that you could
pass a law saying that “Mental Health is defined as being ’straight’”.
 It isn’t saying that
gay people are sick, just that no one healthy is gay.
Also, “eligible voter” should probably be defined as a person with
testicles.  It isn’t denying women the right to vote, just defining
who is eligible for that right.
Oh, “free person” should probably be defined as “white”.
Fuck you, Huckabee, and your intolerance and fear.
And fuck you, all you social conservatives.
And fuck you, old people.
I can’t wait until you die.

McCain has already done this to a degree, and he will probably up the ante on it as well.
I believe GW honestly feels his own stances on homosexuality are right. While I think that position is insane, it is at least sincere. McCain, however, is willing to treat an entire section of humanity as trash to get votes.
Think Progress » Fred Barnes’s Advice To McCain: Revive Your Struggling Campaign By Using Gay-Bashing As A Wedge

BARNES: In particular, gays in the military for one. We know Barack Obama is for allowing gays in the military, and Bill Clinton tried to do, but backed off. This is not a popular issue. Gay marriage is another one. These are both issues that I think McCain’s going to have to use. You can’t ignore the right. If he does, he’ll lose.

So Royal Farms us having a strange issue.
A store just opened in a rather residential area and some parents found out that the company’s unofficial nickname is ROFO.
They are upset that such a disgusting company would be anywhere near children
(Urban Dictionary it…)

Oh, Man-Cow, we hardly new ye

Apparently, octopi are rather human-like

Marine biologists studying wild octopuses have found a kinky and violent society of jealous murders, gender subterfuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex.