My Zen Arcade

Warning: catatonia and/or self-indulgent poetry may result.
WASHINGTON—Calling it the most effective tool to date in the War on Terror, the Pentagon announced Monday that it had developed a new chemical weapon called “ennui gas,” a nerve agent that overwhelms its victims with sudden philosophical distress over the meaningless tedium of human life and a sinking [...]

A few days ago, I wrote about Comcast’s intentions to put viewer monitoring cameras in their DVRs, allowing them to directly target their audiance with ads and such.
If you go to that article, you’ll see comcast was nice enough to reply.  And I ain’t buying it.
First they deny the technology is capable of monitoring [...]

Your Comcast DVR Is Watching You – Literally – dslreports.com
Comcast senior VP of user experience Gerard Kunkel tells New Tee Vee Comcast is experimenting with embedding cameras in your DVR or cable box, allowing the company to know exactly who is watching what, at what time. In theory this would allow them to [...]

Again, the French seem to handle everything backwards (like, for example, standing up to the Germans only AFTER France has been completely taken over).
It is simply impossible to keep people from dying based on threats.
The smart thing is to clear out more space in the cemetery.
There are three ways to accomplish this:

Move bodies from the [...]

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Safe Banana – the new Banana Guard